Outside Girl Hair Products

Someone needs to invent a line of hair products that DON'T attract hornets! There's nothing worse than walking the dog and having hornets swarm my head. I think the most annoying part of it is the humming in my ears! AH! It'll drive you crazy. Most likely it doesn't help that my hair either has coconut leave in conditioner in it or rosemary juniper detangling spray everyday :-p I think I'll put this item on my inventions page! And do an internet search to see if it exists already!! I'm sure there's some gross smelling stuff out there that doesn't attract bugs... but I want something that smells pleasant, conditions/detangles my hair, makes it soft and managable... In fact, here's a list of products my hair will require, for whomever decides to make this line of hair products for me:

• shampoo
• conditioner
• leave in conditioner
• detangling spray
• mousse
• gel

and they must be:

• for curly hair
• sleekening
• hydrating
• cleansing
  
• de-frizzing
• for color treated hair

now.. get to work! :) I thank you a million in advance! :D OH! And I've already named it for you:
"OUTSIDE GIRL HAIR PRODUCTS"